How to Develop the Perfect Evil Stare

STEPS

1. Place a mirror in front of you. Point the mirror so it is showing your face and shoulders.
2. Try to clean the mirror to make it more clear of what your stare looks like. Tilt your head forward slightly. This works on most people depending on what you look like.
3. Do your current best evil stare in the mirror. Do this 3 times, mark each one out of 10. If all your stares score ten, you do not need to read this.
4. Write down or remember what needs improving on your stare. Pick one fault at a time, and then fix that fault.
5. Ask a friend to help you. Stare at them with hard, fixed eyes, and try not to blink. If you manage to get him/her to back away, you have succeeded.
6. Think of random things while you are staring. Some good things to picture in your head are ice cream, pizza, or apples. You could also just clear your head.
7. If the "thinking of random things" doesn't work for you, you could imagine the person you loathe the most, and imagine that the person you are staring at is him/her. Just think "I don't like you. I can't stand you. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
8. Fold your arms.
9. Put your eyebrows as low as you can get them.
   
   TIPS
   

• Bite the inside of your cheek, it's painful and can keep you from laughing. It makes you forget that you are staring.
• Give a small grin and cock your eyebrow to show that you are not scared of that person.
• Another thing that disturbs a lot of people (thus making you evil) is giving an almost unnoticeable smile, and licking your top lip very slowly.
• Don't squint. It makes you look like you need glasses.
• Don't frown. Frowning is angry, not evil.
• Make your eyes dark and intense. Narrow your eyes but don't squint. This works better if you have long eyelashes and very dark eyes.
• Don't laugh. Seriously, don't. Evil laughs might look cool or may seem to add affect to the stare, but in reality it can make you look stupid.